Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Saudi Hareidia!

I was in Malha mall in Jtown last week and boy oh boy...

There I was,  immediately surrounded by thousands of Arabs...not just arabs...but Middle class arabs!

I was shocked. Having frequented the mall many times in years now past I was overwhelmed by how much I felt like I was in a middle class suburban saudi neighborhood (if there are such things)...middle class arabs in Jerusalem...oh boy...we are doomed. I relish the days when arabs were too poor and too socially revolting to dare consider venturing into respectable jewish establishments. 

And they were ALL EATING ICE CREAM!

every last one of them was enjoying some form of ice cream. Only chocolate and vanilla I noticed though, Allah must not approve of other more scandalous flavors.  Imam says: "no caramel ice cream...it is a tool of the Yahud shaytan...it will cause you to masturbate...they want you to masturbate and not procreate more of our noble race...damn those Jews and their devilish ice cream..."

We should seriously consider luring young arab children out of the country through the use of Glida diplomacy. "do you really want a state or some chunky monkey (no pun at arabs gayness intended at all...), yes enjoy the chunky monkey..." 

The only counter to the tremendous arab population was the Hareidi population. They were mostly eating pizza and burger king. Maybe they can be lured into the army and work force through the promise pizza hut and hamburgers.
No doubt they would find a way to get their hamburgers and eat them too.  Ultra orthodox rabbi says: no eating burger king...look at the tziyoinim and what it has done to them...it will make you masturbate and stop learning the talmud...for the 8000th time..."

Its so crazy how many draft dodgers are hanging out at the malha mall at any given time.

So to no surprise I ended up gorging myself on pizza and ice cream.

It was an interesting field trip...to what I can only refer to as SAUDI HAREIDIA!

2 comments:

  1. Its true. It's takeh becoming a heimishe araba place!

    If there was only Hareidishe yidden and Aravim in Eretz Yisroel then there would be peace, nobody would even need to talk about it!

    Shkoyach!

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