Awwww poor Peres!!!!!!!! Shimon says: "I'm a Loser!"

Don't worry Shimon, as an immortal vampire who feeds on the souls of innocent Jews I'm sure you will find a way to become politically relevant again.

Bet you didn't know Peres is a vampire. Well he is. It's a fact. Just look at the uncanny resemblance between him and Dracula:

These two are clearly related.

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Now on a more serious note, I sure am glad that we wont have to see the 3 headed beast anymore.

Man that is is one terrifying political bitch monster.

Things just haven't been the same for old Shimon since his vampire lover dropped dead.

Look at the romantic couple, about to get into in some kind of kinky vampire Jewish blood swapping make-out session.

Now that the vampire is out for the count I fullheartedly look forward to the career of my newest enemy Saddam Hussein's adopted little gypsy brother, Mustachio the socialist:

Congratulations Musty!!!

Here's to a new era of socialist political jackasses...yaay go Musty!!!!!